The Vending Machine

This is a simple game. The person before you puts an item into the vending machine. You determine what comes out. Then you put something in and see what you get out!

Rules:
Anything can go into and come out of the vending machine. The vending machine cannot be destroyed, nor will it ever stop working.
Please allow others to reply. ABABABABAB patterns don't make this game as fun.

I shall begin.

I put a quarter into the machine.

You get a lingering sense of unease deep in the back of your psyche.

I put a 50 pence coin into the vending machine.

You get a bag of flaming dragon poo.

I cram a sock into the machine.

You get a dryer, filled with the lost socks of a nation.

I insert a gear into the machine.

You get an Antikythera mechanism.

I insert a gold doubloon into the machine.

You get a copper knut.

I put a blank CD into the machine.

You get it back, containing some illegal movie rips. Run, Silver Wolf, Run!

I put a cheap plastic button on the machine.

You get a cheap plastic toy made in china.

I put a magnifying lense in.

You get a telescope lens.

I put an extra-dimensional portal in.

You get a chicken.

I put a pair of fuzzy dice in.

You get a Rick Ross' "Port of Miami" CD.

I put in a .50 BMG round.

You get a kitten. It bites you on the nose.

I put a lot of effort into the machine.

You get nothing to show for your time.

I put a pound of cheese into the machine.

You get 5 strips of bacon.

I put 3 pennies into the machine.

You get a piggy bank.

I send a jolt of electricity in the machine.

You get a piece of coal.

I put a cheap casio wristwatch on the machine.

You get the severed hand you stole the cheap watch from

i shove a crowbar down the coin slot

You get a bar of crows.

I slip a the machine a bribe.

You get an accusation for corruption attempt.

I put a banana in the machine.

You get a poo-slinging monkey, angry at you for no apparent reason.

I put in a nice-looking set of headphones.

You get a mathematics textbook.

I put in a waffle.

You get french toast.

I put a piece of 8.

You get a piece of pi.

I put in all my hopes and dreams.

You get a piece of paper with "Doom, Death, Defeat, Despair (Sorry, kid)" written on it.

I cram a random book into the machine.

You get audio tapes back of the same book put into extreme slow mode

I take my pants off and shove them into the machine.